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Reblog with a phrase or title that uses the word “heart,” but replace it with “dick.”

mollyrhiannan:

maximetalbot:

mariolemieux:

geaks:

rabbitinmytrousers:

heartonawire:

-timeisuseless:

solarflarestares:

butterflieswithwings:

pepoderoso:

sammbobsquarepants:

theycallmekitty:

jeremydiamond:

The Tell-Tale Dick.

My dick will go on.

Open your dick and let love in

We’re What Seperates The dick From The dickless

The dick is a lonely hunter.

 And my back has been breaking from this heavy dick

I bleed my dick out on this paper for you.

 everyones a winner with a dick that small.

My dick belongs to Daddy

Listen to your dick. Or, now let me show yoooou the shaaape of my dick.

he ate my dick, he a-a-ate my dick

don’t break my dick, my achy breaky dick.

 Break Your Dick

 like this one but one more word makes it better

break your little dick

  1. billspreston reblogged this from dancewhale and added:
    Shot through the dick, and you’re to blame, darling you give love a bad name!
  2. danbored reblogged this from killmyfriends
  3. killmyfriends reblogged this from imspencer and added:
    Black Tangled Dick
  4. w0rdsineverssaid reblogged this from manyreasonswhy and added:
    “my dick is yours.”
  5. mattthecookemonster reblogged this from mollyrhiannan and added:
    like this one but one more word makes it better break your little dick
  6. mollyrhiannan reblogged this from capitanoamerica
  7. carolinepeq reblogged this from ornatos and added:
    I’m the Captain of my Dick
  8. bookofnotesandsketches reblogged this from drewdrewapicture and added:
    Love them with all your dick.
  9. velvetmalice reblogged this from mynners and added:
    Because a dick that hurts is a dick that works ;)
  10. maeisabella reblogged this from nixcooo and added:
    Don’t go breaking my dick
  11. mynners reblogged this from eamo420 and added:
    Dick attack Also a song - The Bleeding Dick Show
  12. nixcooo reblogged this from hellolittlemsjkiki and added:
    Now let me show you the shape of my Dick - Nsync
  13. plesh reblogged this from dunnowherethisisgoin and added:
    Dick ache/ Broken dick
  14. dunnowherethisisgoin reblogged this from eamo420 and added:
    King Richard The LionDick
  15. eamo420 reblogged this from katelinbrooke and added:
    A good Dick these days is hard to find
  16. thecrazyteehee reblogged this from hellolittlemsjkiki and added:
    golden dick! HAHAHAHA XD
  17. mymayersstripes reblogged this from katelinbrooke
  18. fearthestare44 reblogged this from keith-yandle
  19. rainbowrobot reblogged this from consulting-bitch and added:
    Joan Jett and the Blackdicks.
  20. rarafreja reblogged this from 1985bushfindsjesus and added:
    She Wants to Play Dicks
  21. imspencer reblogged this from effarrvee and added:
    I want to be the boy to warm your mothers dick Sgt. Peppers lonley dicks club band.
  22. consulting-bitch reblogged this from godcalledinsicktoday and added:
    Don’t funk with my dick.
  23. effarrvee reblogged this from katelinbrooke and added:
    Dick-Shaped Box.
  24. gasolinexgunner reblogged this from ignoranceisgrief and added:
    My dick your hands
  25. crustydollparts reblogged this from beckysanspants and added:
    Dick Shaped Glasses
  26. niall-horans reblogged this from ignoranceisgrief and added:
    This dick, it beats, beats for only you
  27. acidicrush reblogged this from lolquack and added:
    quit playing games with my dick.
  28. loveisnotafavour- reblogged this from ignoranceisgrief and added:
    the only way to my dick is with an axe.
  29. ignoranceisgrief reblogged this from lolquack and added:
    Listen to your dick
  30. wowicangetsexualtoo reblogged this from heart---swells
  31. heart---swells reblogged this from sainthood
  32. spacecadetbob reblogged this from katelinbrooke and added:
    Every Dick is Exactly the Same
  33. cellarghosts reblogged this from sainthood and added:
    Porcelain Dicks and Hammers For Teeth