youmeandweed0: shavingryansprivates: videohall: Bird reacts to dubstep ive reblogged this 3 times in the last 24 hours i still fucking die
captorquest: one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
evgeni-malkin: sashamoriarty: commencing a great gatsby rewrite entitled “the great crosby” where sidney ditches his past life and becomes an nhl star all to impress this girl, but she can’t be with him because she represents the canadian dream and then sid ends up dead in an ice rink. the last lines, spoken by geno: “so we check on, bodies against the boards, borne back ceaselessly into the...